Friday, January 27, 2012


My sister's birthday is coming soon and since she won't accept gifts, I figured out the perfect thing to give her.  I called my son and asked if I made a list of all the things I heard her say that she wanted done in the house, would he be willing to do them?  He does excellent work and does not charge family members.....yet.

When he said yes, I made a list of things I was sure would please second mistake.  The first was when I got my son involved.

Her Internet always runs slow so why not upgrade the modem.  A little time in the attic, a few changed receptacles and within a few hours, better Internet service.  I did not realize the withdrawal from the Internet would cause such chaos.  As she stood blocking her computer, nailing up the door to the attic and rewiring, taking the old modem and hiding it for future use, Maybe that should have been an indication she wasn't happy.

As my son is trying to get around her, making another trip to the hardware store, gets aggravated and tell her that because of not letting him do it the easy way, he was out $75.00 more.  This, of course, was not a smart move on his part as now he has gone from THAT person who has invaded her space, to THAT MAN that yelled at her.

Many hours later, everyone is back on the Internet, everything moving along at a better pace.  She is now happy and cannot understand why everyone around her is agitated.

The second project was taking the nails from the wall that a mirror had hung from by a chain.  He put a new latch on the back, removed the chain, made sure it was done correctly and lo and were we to know she loved that chain.  She retrieved it and probably will put more nails in the wall and hang it.

New windows put in the front, new security lights in the trees,
porch being redone. She has now hid his ladder, hid all the light bulbs and said too much light would show everything.

A new faucet is going into the kitchen. She was asked as to which one she preferred. Her reply, "the old one". I explained that this was the identical model but that it just didn't leak.  She called us disposable people with no care of quality things.

My son said that he would give her anything she wanted if he could just not have to do anything that required changing anything around her.  So tomorrow, I'm sure the old modem will be back, the chain will be back and the satisfaction that she won a pissing contest with a man will make her birthday a very happy one.

..and the beat goes on.